Hockey Schmockey

I’m spoiled, and not in a give me diamonds and chocolates way. I am spoiled because when we go to any sporting event, we get either box tickets or really close seats through DGs work. I don't know one toothless hockey player, so to me, box seats amount to free food, free drinks and the dessert cart. Last night we caught the Colorado Avalanche play the Redwings. I went for the dessert cart. Unfortunately we missed because we didn't get there until the end of the third period. Hockey has periods, uh huh. Not half time, not innings, no quarters, periods.