The Poop Chronicles Part Deux

Right after the holidays, when the family had left, I was back in the routine of changing Hadley's diaper. One morning, I found myself without my glasses on as I was face deep in crack trying to get it clean. All of a sudden, she let out some warning gas, which startled me as I dodged a speeding bullet. As I let out a nervous giggle over the close call, the real fireworks were about to begin as the next round of ammunition shot out of her. It flew across the room, hitting the dresser, covering it with hot mustardy poop. I was in awe, as it reminded me of being in Disney Land where they have the fountains with water that shoot from one location to another, over the crowds heads. My first reaction was to yell for DG, to come check this shit out. *pun* But then the final round came out and shot across the room hitting the floor over 5 feet away! I couldn't have been more suprised if she had beat me in a watermelon seed spitting contest.

Oh yeah, and not only does poop smell, but poop stains too. Oh the lessons we learn. Baby + Poop = Fun