Preparing Fido

Our friends Ed and Janet, who recently had twin girls, brought over a cd for us to use to prepare the dogs for the onset of a baby. It's tagline is "A Comprehensive Collection of Baby Sounds to Help You Lovingly Prepare Your Pet for the Arrival of Your New Baby!"

This cd of 11 top ten hits contains such gems as:
1) Crying Baby 4:57
2) Breathing, Grunting and Squeaking Baby 5:44
3) Keeping You up Baby 13:23
4) Screaming Baby 1:00

DG burned it to Itunes yesterday and we listened to about as much of it as we could take with the dogs. This consisted of about 3 1/2 minutes of a babbling baby. I'm thinking the next time they bark at the mailman, I will just lock them in a sound proof room and force feed them all 13 minutes of Keeping You Up Baby and if they pee on the floor, they get Screaming Baby on repeat. Parenting skills at work.