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Monday, October 29, 2007
As I was gently applying blue eyeshadow to DGs delicate brow:
CAG: Sit up, head back, stop squinting, flatten your lids!
DG: (eyes quivering, whining) It hurts.
CAG: It does NOT hurt.
DG: It does.
CAG: These are soft brushes.
DG: Well I'm not used to it.
CAG: (Giggling) Ok, relax and work on your breathing techniques. In 4, out 4.
DG: Ouch.
CAG: DG, in a few weeks, I am going to push an 8+lb. child out of my Va-Jay Jay, so I think you can suck it up for 2 minutes and get some eyeshadow.
Apparently our costumes weren't the only bit of role reversal we were going through.
By AllBeehive Monday, October 29, 2007
2 Comments:
This is exactly why men do not give birth.
Oooooh, you should give him a wax treatment sometime. Dan dies laughing every time we get to that scene in 40 yr-old virgin.
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