The Icing on the Cake

WARNING: This post contains some graphic Bachelorette details which may not be suitable for young children or judgers.


Much to my dismay, during the bachelorette party, I became "that girl". That girl who gets so excited being the center of attention, that she drinks too much. That girl that decides to pound 4 martinis to amuse her girls and make them laugh. That girl that rolls around on the bathroom floor in the handicap stall of a fancy hotel performing stripper moves. That girl, thank god, had some wits and cut herself off from drinking early on in the night.

With that, we headed back to the hotel where this lovely little dish was waiting for us. Made for us by our good friends at Le Bakery Sensual. Warning: Clicking on the link is fun, yet graphic.

In case you weren't looking closely enough, that would be me, riding a wiener dog, in the form of a wiener, doing the giddyup, slapping the wiener on his butt, which is really his sac, all the while holding a hot dog. Yeah, picture Lora ordering that over the phone. Priceless. Apparently it was their favorite cake of the day.