Hanky Panky
Thursday, February 09, 2006
No, I'm not talking about getting felt up in the back of a Ford Escort in the middle of a field next your high school in 1988. I'm talking about my new favorite panties. Holly bought me a pair for Christmas this year from Sol in Cherry Creek. This one pair is the most comfortably sexy pair of underwear (thong) I have EVER owned. I want to wear them everyday. Gross you say, but I want to wash them in the sink every night and wear them everyday. I want to throw out every uncomfortable pair of hip binding, scratchy Victoria Secret underwear I have, and wear this one pair. Why don't you buy more you ask? Well, comfortable, hot underwear comes with a price. A price that is too much for this girl who is on a budget. That is where Ebay comes to the rescue. Holly and I got some together and saved $4 per pair. Woo hoo. Maybe the colors are not the most desirable, but flamigo pink is a sacrifice this girl is willing to take.
By AllBeehive Thursday, February 09, 2006
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The Top 10 Things I Learned today
1. That You got felt up in the back of a Ford Escort in the middle of a field in 1988. What did they feel? Never mind I don't want to know
2. Holly must be a really close friend if she can buy you the best panties that you have ever had.
3. I'm uncomfortable typing the word panties
4. That you can read my mind because you knew I said GROSS.
4. That I don't want to brush my teeth or do the dishes in that sink.
5. That you wear uncomfortable hip binding, scratchy Victoria Secret Panties. Why would you do that? Never mind I don't want to know
6. That You're a Cheapskate.
7. That you wear panties that cost more than $4 per pair. Why do you do that? Never mind I don't want to know
8. That You give way to much information on the internet
9. That I should just be happy that you wear underwear
10. That when I typed Panties into google your Blog comes up.
Steve needs his own blog! I think I just wet my panties!
-Jeff
Top 7 Ways to get people to read my blog
1) Make up stories about getting felt up in the back of a Ford Escort. (it was actually a Chevy Blazer.)
2) Write about Holly because she never reads this thing anyway.
3) Don't write stories about grungy underwear, write them about panties.
4) Panties are interesting, grungy underwear is not.
5) Rant about Victoria Secret and maybe they will start making comfortable affordable underwear. (yeah right)
6) Write about real life situations like the cost of underear. Unless you buy underwear at Salvation Army, I don't think they come under $4 per pair.
7) Give as much information as possible over the internet and hope that my blog becomes so popular that I can make $ while I sleep.
Top 5 Reasons You Want to Make Money While You Sleep from Writing a Blog:
5. Because to make money while you sleep writing your blog would mean that people selling VS undewear, I mean, Panties, would be jealous.
4. Because IF you were making money in your sleep writing your blog, means that a lot of people are reading your blog, which is a good thing.
3. It's the easiest way to make money.
2. Because making money in your sleep means the longer you sleep, the more money you make.
1. If you made money in your sleep writing your blog, we could afford to drop everything and drive to NE where all the beautiful snow is.
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