Matrimonial bliss

This is what would happen if Dave had his bachelor party the night before the wedding. You had how many strippers? Shots of what? from where?

Holly's mom sent this picture as a joke, though this is an actual cake topper that I've seen online. No doubt, it's for couples having an elegant and stylish reception. This topper puts the 'K' in Classy.

Aside to this post: Dave does not want strippers, floozies, hookers, ladies of the evening, or any other loose women at his bachelor party. No really I'm not kidding. No, no you don't understand, he REALLY doesn't. I'm not even winking. No that was just a twitch in my eye. He told me, honest. He doesn't even want alcohol. Ok maybe a few drinks, but definitely no strippers.